I know this isn't what Carrie Underwood meant, but this guy's praying it anyway. I like Douglas Coupland's little book Life After God. He says something about Jesus:
The radio stations all seemed to be talking about Jesus nonstop, and it seemed to be this crazy orgy of projection, with everyone projecting onto Jesus the antidotes to the things that had gone wrong in their own lives. He is Love. He is Forgiveness. He is Compassion. He is a Wise Career Decision. He is a Child Who Loves Me.Buy a print of this cartoon. Own the original drawing. OR! Get the my book full of cartoons like this one from amazon.com, amazon.ca, amazon.de.