Your Problem with Women is Your Problem

Your Problem with Women is Your Problem

"Problem with Women" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

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For church‚ I dressed modestly but they said that I need to dress up. So I did and they said I shouldn't look like a harlot. They offered weight-loss classes, so I knew my size was offensive. So I stopped eating and showed my bones but they said they were demons. Then I wore a ball cap and plaid shirt and arrived with my friend so they wondered if I was a lesbian. When I showed a little cleavage they said I was making husbands fall. But when I covered them up I was a prude denying my femininity. I could never figure out what size to be or how to cover it. So I stopped going. Problem solved.

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